hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead

NO NO NO I MEANT IF YOU’RE DEAF OMFG

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people